WEDNESDAY APRIL 15, 2009  
 
Talento Bilingue de Houston presents Patti Vasquez in her one woman show, Mamacita! According to Ms. Vasquez, "This production injects humor into the terrifying prospect of raising children and sharing the comical and poignant moments of child birth and humbling, humiliating and joyous experiences of being a new mom." .

Patti Vasquez is a Chicago native who got her start over a decade ago at Zaniess Comedy Club. Since then she has gone on to perform three hit solo shows - “Pregnant Party Girl: From Stoli’s to Stirrups”, “Mamacita: Tales of a Diaper Diva” and "Tequila and Shamrocks: Every Flower Has Its Roots" written and performed by Patti for theater audiences. She has appeared in many popular comedy festivals. Her unique perspective on family and relationships has been described as “comedy with a heart”.
 
Honk!: A Musical Fable for Grown-Ups
HCC's Theatre One : Houston
"This utterly delicious new musical version of Hans Christian Andersen...pulls off the considerable trick of delighting children and winking wickedly at adults simultaneously...One's feathers stand on end with joy...Breathes exhilarating new life into an old classic..." -The Independent. In 2000, Honk! won an Olivier Award (equivalent to an American Tony Award) for Best Musical, beating The Lion King.

Dates Available:
Thursday, April 30 @ 7:30 PM
Friday, May 01 @ 7:30 PM
Saturday, May 02 @ 7:30 PM

FULL PRICE : $8.00
OUR PRICE : FREE
HCC Dance Presents - Shape of The Future
Heinen Theatre : Houston
HCC Central Dance's annual concert celebrates the work of emerging choreographers in a performance titled Shape of the Future, and features new dances by Pilobolus performer (and Central alum) Jenny Mendez, and Vincent James. The program also includes guests from the Shanghai Dance Company and new works by Julie Wood and Cynthia Cupach.

Dates Available:
Friday, April 17 @ 7:30 PM
Saturday, April 18 @ 7:30 PM

FULL PRICE : $8.00
OUR PRICE : FREE
After Bach - Da Camera of Houston Season Finale
Cullen Theater : Houston
Felix Mendelssohn led the Bach revival of the 19th century that brought the Baroque master's music into the concert repertoire. When the romantic composers discovered Bach, their own music was forever changed. Liszt's powerful late masterpiece, Via Crucis, a unique religious work for solo piano and chorus, receives a rare performance.

Dates Available:
Saturday, May 02 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $25.00 - $45.00
OUR PRICE : $12.50 - $22.50
Last Train To Nibroc - A. D. Players
Grace Theater : Houston
Set in the 1940s under the anticipation of World War II, Last Train to Nibroc is the story of a clash of wills that becomes an unexpected romance. When May and Raleigh meet by chance on board a cross-country train headed to their hometowns in Kentucky, personalities clash.

Dates Available:
Wednesday, April 22 @ 7:30 PM
Thursday, April 23 @ 7:30 PM
Friday, April 24 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $15.00 - $36.00
OUR PRICE : $7.50 - $18.00
Mamacita! - Talento Bilingue de Houston
Talento Bilingue de Houston : Houston
Talento Bilingue de Houston presents Patti Vasquez in her one woman show, Mamacita! According to Ms. Vasquez, "This production injects humor into the terrifying prospect of raising children and sharing the comical and poignant moments of child birth and humbling, humiliating and joyous experiences of being a new mom."

Dates Available:
Friday, April 17 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 18 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $18.00
OUR PRICE : $9.00
The Customer is Always...????
Third Coast Comedy : Houston
Many of the original comedy sketches in this month's show have been inspired by "great moments" in customer service. Don't miss: How Not To Connect Your DSL Service, The Real Housewives of Orange, Texas, Sister Mary Margaret's Pizza Delivery Ministry, The Return of Bart's Breakfast Barn, An all-new Huntin' and Fishin' with Billy Bob and Bubba. The Coffee Chorus and much more!

Dates Available:
Saturday, April 25 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $10.00
OUR PRICE : $5.00
Buy One Get Five Free - U of H School of Theatre
Quintero Theatre : Houston
What do you do when your sister is a convict, your momma can't kick her Bingo habit and your husband is still missing from your Honeymoon sky-diving trip two years ago? Lock yourself in your trailer, of course

Dates Available:
Wednesday, April 15 @ 8:00 PM
Thursday, April 16 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $20.00
OUR PRICE : $10.00
Little Women - Country Playhouse
Country Playhouse : Houston
 This recent Broadway hit is based on Louisa May Alcott's classic 1869 semi-autobiographical novel. Little Women focuses on the four March sisters growing up in Concord, Massachusetts, while the family patriarch is away serving as an Army chaplain during the Civil War.

Dates Available:
Thursday, April 16 @ 8:00 PM
Friday, April 17 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 18 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $25.00
OUR PRICE : $12.50
Working The Musical - ACE Theatre
ACE Theatre : Houston
"WORKING" chronicles a day in the life of average American workers, including a parking lot attendant, UPS delivery man, corporate executive, schoolteacher, supermarket checker, housewife, fireman, waitress, millworker, etc.- as the sing and talk about the daily routines and struggles of their jobs, as well as. their hopes and aspirations. All the monologues are true stories derived from interviews with actual workers by Studs Terkel.

Dates Available:
Friday, April 17 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 18 @ 8:00 PM
Friday, April 24 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $15.00 - $20.00
OUR PRICE : $8.00 - $10.00
Charlotte's Web - A. D. Players
Rotunda Theater : Houston
Meet Charlotte the spider, Wilbur the pig, and a host of other barnyard animals as they struggle to save Wilbur from becoming breakfast. Acclaimed by the Children's Literature Association as "the best American children's book of the past two hundred years," Charlotte’s Web is a delight and a must-see for young and old.

Dates Available:
Friday, April 17 @ 9:30 AM
Saturday, April 18 @ 10:30 AM
Wednesday, April 22 @ 10:30 AM

FULL PRICE : $9.00
OUR PRICE : $5.00
Houston Single Source Woodlands - People, Parties, Possibilities..
Cru Wine Bar : The Woodlands
Woodlands singles couldn't ask for a better venue for our April Area Party. Join Houston Single Source at Cru Wine Bar. The beautiful patio over-looking the water way will play host to legions of other Woodlands singles. Ice-breaker games and prizes keeps things lively as you mix and mingle, sample light appetizers, and enjoy wine & beer at this classic Woodlands venue.

Dates Available:
Thursday, April 16 @ 6:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $10.00
OUR PRICE : $5.00
Go Back for Murder
Theatre Suburbia : Houston
Before dying in prison for supposedly poisoning her husband fifteen years ago, Caroline Crale wrote her daughter Carla that she was clearly innocent. Carla aided by Justin Fogg - who as a young solicitor fell in love with Caroline - persuades those present that fatal day to return to the scene when Aymas Crale is painting Elsa, his latest infatuation.

Dates Available:
Friday, April 17 @ 8:30 PM
Saturday, April 18 @ 8:30 PM
Friday, April 24 @ 8:30 PM

FULL PRICE : $12.00
OUR PRICE : $6.00
Astros Speed Dating at Minute Maid Park
Minute Maid Park : Houston
Let's go to a baseball game! Come join the party with It's Date Time! An Astros game is the perfect place for a comfortable evening of speed dating! It is an easy and safe way to meet new people. You'll be matched with many single professionals for one-on-one conversations.

Dates Available:
Tuesday, April 21 @ 6:30 PM

FULL PRICE : $40.00
OUR PRICE : $20.00
Mystery Cafe's : Murder Mystery Dinner Theatre
Sheraton Suites Hotel : Houston
Enter the glittering and cutthroat world of the professional Karaoke Singer in Mystery Cafe Houston's world premiere show! Someone is stalking the contestants of the Gulf Coast Regional Semi-Final Three Steps Before National Silver Microphone Karaoke Competition and it's up to you to find out who.....while there are still some crooners living!

Dates Available:
Saturday, April 18 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $54.95
OUR PRICE : $35.00
ComedySportz Houston
ComedySportz Arena : Houston
Houston's longest running improv comedy show, ComedySportz features teams of improv comedians who compete for laughs as they make up scenes and songs on the spot. Not comedy about sports, but rather comedy played as a sport, similar to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" on t.v.

Dates Available:
Friday, April 17 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 18 @ 8:00 PM
Friday, April 24 @ 8:00 PM
More Dates:

FULL PRICE :$16.00
OUR PRICE : $8.00
Broomstick Adventure : Saturday Night Special
Discover Houston Tours : Houston
Join Sandra Lord on a three-hour fun and fact-filled bus and walking tour. History buffs will learn about the city's earliest cemeteries, historic buildings, and famous (and infamous) citizens. Bring your digital cameras and EMF meters to capture the evidence of some of Houston's most famous ghosts & spirits.

Dates Available:
Saturday, May 02 @ 7:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $35.00
OUR PRICE : $20.00
Get Lei'd at The Luau
Remington Lounge : Houston
You are invited to join My Little Black Book Singles at the Crowne Plaza Hotels Remington Lounge for a fantastic night of dancing. A great way to meet new people. There will be complimentary appetizers, a limbo contest, live DJ, a Hawaiian T-shirt Contest and tiki hot tub and pool after party. We are expecting 250-300 people, reserve your tickets today!

Dates Available:
Saturday, June 13 @ 7:00 PM

FULL PRICE :$15.00
OUR PRICE : $8.00
Southern Hospitality - Stage Right
Crighton Theatre : Conroe
The Futrelle Sisters - Frankie, Twink, Honey Raye and Rhonda Lynn - are in trouble again. This time, the problem is bigger than ever: their beloved hometown, Fayro, Texas, is in danger of disappearing and it’s up to the sisters to save it from extinction.

Dates Available:
Friday, April 17 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 18 @ 8:00 PM
Friday, April 24 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $22.00
OUR PRICE : $11.00
Dangerous Corner - Company OnStage
Company OnStage : Houston
A musical cigarette box belonging to a departed relative becomes the catalyst for a group of friends to examine the secrets and lies that will change their relationships forever. By the author of An Inspector Calls, this 1932 thriller still captivates and surprises with its psychological insights and shocking twists and turns.

Dates Available:
Friday, May 01 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, May 02 @ 8:00 PM
Friday, May 08 @ 8:00 PM
More Dates:

FULL PRICE : $15.00
OUR PRICE : $7.50
Houston Met Mixing It Up
Wortham Center : Houston
Houston Metropolitan Dance Company presents Mixing it up, an evening of jazz and contemporary works Friday, May 1, 2009 at 8 p.m. in the Cullen Theater at the Wortham Center. Houston Met brings their technical mastery and fluid movement to a diverse program created by renowned choreographers Nina Buisson; Joe Celej; Brock Clawson; Peter Chu; Kiesha Lalama-White; Kiki Lucas; Patti Obey; and Jhon Stronks.

Dates Available:
Friday, May 01 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $25.00
OUR PRICE : $12.50
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
Berry Center : Cypress
"Goin' courting" has never been as much fun as in this rip-roaring stage version of the popular MGM movie. Millie is a young bride living in the 1850s Oregon wilderness whose plan to civilize and marry off her six rowdy brothers-in-law to ensure the success of her own marriage backfires when the brothers, in their enthusiasm, kidnap six women from a neighboring town to be their brides.

Dates Available:
Friday, April 17 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 18 @ 8:00 PM
Friday, April 24 @ 8:00 PM
More Dates:

FULL PRICE : $14.00
OUR PRICE : $7.00
Pied Piper of Hamlintown - Company OnStage
Company OnStage : Houston
The Mayor and the City Council think they have a pest problem in town. It's up to the Mayor's niece, a very French Rat, and a Piper to show how trust in others along with common sense can make for good government and successful problem solving. An imaginative interpretation of a classic tale by one of our own resident playwrights.

Dates Available:
Saturday, May 02 @ 11:00 AM
Saturday, May 02 @ 1:30 PM
Saturday, May 09 @ 11:00 AM
More Dates:

FULL PRICE : $8.00
OUR PRICE : $4.00
ComedySportz 4 Kidz
ComedySportz Arena : Houston
Created for our younger fans and their families, our ComedySportz 4 Kidz show features three all-star performers who invent the performance with the help of the audience.

Dates Available:
Friday, Saturday, May 02 @ 4:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $8.00
OUR PRICE : $4.00
James Johann - Laff Spot Comedy Club
Laff Spot : Houston
His self-deprecating sense of humor and high-energy style all come together to create a unique onstage persona. James relies more on his brain than the profane; his comedy often hitting upon the universal theme of failure, and providing a truthful and hilarious reflection of life as he sees it.

Dates Available:
Friday, April 17 @ 8:00 PM
Friday, April 18 @ 10:30 PM
Saturday, April 18 @ 7:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $15.00
OUR PRICE : $7.50
Urban War Zone Paintball : Sunday Special
Urban War Zone : Houston
Urban War Zone Paintball is downtown Houston's finest paintball field! Located deep in the heart of Houston, we are just 2 blocks off I-45 South - inside loop 610!

Dates Available:
Sunday, April 19 @ 12:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $27.00 - $44.50
OUR PRICE : $13.00 - $25.00
Family Improv Houston at Third Coast Comedy
Third Coast Comedy : Houston
With a similar format to "Who's Line is it Anyway?" with Drew Carey, our in-house improv experts delight and entertain you and your family. This is good old fashion clean family fun at its best.

Dates Available:
Friday, April 17 @ 7:30 PM
Friday, April 24 @ 7:30 PM

FULL PRICE : $10.00
OUR PRICE : $5.00
Blues Revue - A Tribute to the Blues Brothers
Third Coast Comedy : Houston
Third Coast Comedy presents Houston's Own Blues Brothers in A Blues Musical Revue. The Blues Revue, A Tribute to the Blues Brothers Jake and Elwood. Starring Tom Sofka as Jake and Dave Howell-DePew as Elwood.

Dates Available:
Saturday, April 18 @ 8:00 PM

FULL PRICE : $25.00
OUR PRICE : $12.50